(Preface: This is all in fun.)

You might be involved with the Emergent Church if…

• You finally understand the Trinity now that you have read “The Shack”.
• You think “Blue Like Jazz” by Donald Miller is a book on Systematic Theology.
• You have life-size posters of Rob Bell on your wall.
• You read every blog entry on Emergent Village (and comment!).
• You consider Brian McLaren to be your spiritual granddad.
• You shaved your head to look like Tony Campolo.
• You think Mark Driscoll is a Fundamentalist.
• You learned to dance by reading “Soul Salsa” by Leonard Sweet.
• You sent money to Steve Taylor to help him release his new film.
• You don’t know what the term “Postmodern” means, but you think it is cool.
• You buy all your clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch.
• You chose your current church because they have WiFi and Starbucks!
• You keep a copy of “The Ragamuffin Gospel” in your car.
• You read “The Message” bible. You tried an NLT, but it had too many big words.
• You are in MN to see Doug Pagitt, NOT John Piper.
• You have a “Tony Jones is my homeboy,” bumper sticker on your eco-friendly hybrid.
• You love the word, “Conversation,” but cringe at the word, “Sermon.”